The Penis Poem

Some advice should never goes out of style or relevance...especially if it reminds one not to take yourself for granted. Of course, nobody minds if it is given with a dosage of good humour ya?

>>> My nookie days are over
>>> My pilot light is out
>>> What used to be my sex appeal
>>> Is now my water spout
>>>
>>> Time was when, on its own accord
>>> From my trousers it would spring
>>> But now I've got a full-time job
>>> To find the blasted thing
>>>
>>> It used to be embarrassing
>>> The way it would behave
>>> For every single morning
>>> It would stand and watch me shave
>>>
>>> Now as old age approaches
>>> It sure gives me the blues
>>> To see it hang its little head
>>> And watch me tie my shoes


But of course, men are more than his penis. *gasp of disbelief and shock from jaded women*
Surely, isn’t it? *the wisest male species nods appovingly*
Take this poem and expand it imaginatively to other body parts which may crash like the nookie.

Seriously, do go for an annual physical check up
All fellow members of the male species!
You must always be a step ahead of your wearied body parts
They seldom give u alternative plan if you let them "take permanent leave"

Tip: If you can never remember when you last went for your dental check up or take blood test or review your cardiographs, just consolidate all those tests into one full medical check up on your birthdate. You can't possibly forget your birthdate ya? But of course if you do forget, you will have friends who would remind you of it with gifts or wishes ya? And if you don't have friends, use your calendar function on your mobile. And if do not have a mobile *sigh* you want to get a life?