A Man's Diary of Non Sexual Needs

What a man needs is health;
Well-paid, congenial employment;
A house; a modicum of wealth;
Some sunlight; coffee and the papers;
Artichoke hearts adorned with capers;
A Burberry trench coat; a Peugot;
And in the evening, some [Wagner]
Or [Elgar]; a home-cooked dinner;
A Stilton, and a little port;
And so to a duvet, In short,
In life's brief game to be a winner
A man must have...oh yes, above
All else, of course, someone to love